Schlemy

What is Schlemy?

The itchy, scratchy, annoying feeling in the back of your throat that you just can't ever get rid of... it's a parasite, similar to a leech.

My neck is killing me.... I've had this schlemy for about 3 weeks now.

See schlem, leech, parasite, mooch, annoyance

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