What is Schlep?
1.
To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.
I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!
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2.
A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.
It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.
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3.
1. <verb> A very unpleasant or inconvenient journey of any distance.
2. <noun> A person lacking social skills. A dork. Not a friend of choice.
1. "Oy, my legs are killin me, I don't wanna schlep to 711 right now!"
2. "Yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! What a schlep."
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4.
to lug a giant box of yarmulkah up a tall steep flight of stairs by your shlong
Jewish guy: "I had to schlep"
"Hail OBAMA"
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5.
A name used for a lower class idiot who sits on his own in class and has a liking to eating glue and pens whilst managing to always get something stuck up his nose. This type of person would usually smell of piss and write peoples names down in a little book to report to the Head Teacher. He would also pick up small change that people throw away at school (mostly at him).
Look at Boon over their eating stuff again, he's a right Schlep " Yeah he's a smelly glue sniffing bastard with pens stuck to his eyelids again" "Lets throw a coin at him"
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6.
to place quickly and without care
just schlep it over there and come on.
7.
a person who is completely of low class standards
Those teachers are schleps.
People who smoke pot are schleps.
