What is Schlesh?
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Alternative but incorrect spelling of slesh, which is to cover one's face in vomit when intoxicated and unknowingly wake up with vomit stains over your face. Most often associated with projectile vomiting while lying down.
"Get out of the way, Dave's about to schlesh himself."
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When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
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