Schlifinity

What is Schlifinity?


1.

A dick that has a hyperreal length and a width with no bounds . . . a dick with an area of infinity

If you take the integral of my dick from "a" to "b" then it would equal infinity;

Paul: I have a schlifinity

Maheshwar: aww lucky I have a schlinverted aka a vagina

See schlong, infinity, vagine


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