Schlift

What is Schlift?


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schlift(verb). A term used to describe the movement of an object or objects while under the influence of hallucinogenics (i.e high).

On a lazy Sunday afternoon, while they were contemplating the deeper meaning of liff, Neil and Stef happened to ever so subtly glance at the dusty unkept bookshelf and unbeknown to either party, the above said bookshelf magically schlifted, to the left.

(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)

(Please please please publish this!)

(it would mean a lot to us)

(i'd just like to thank my mom...

See liff, lsd, acid, high, schlift, movement, david bowie, labyrinth, mom


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