Schlitts Edit Meaning

1. When all goes to shit at the wrong time My plan went kapoopy after that hot girl shut me down at the mall. Man that sucks!..

1. While in the process of fellatio, a man closes his eyes, once he reopens them there is no one giving him fellatio. John: Man, that girl..

1. Female Condom, its french My boyfriends doesnt like to wear a condom, so i use a Vaginalprotectoralis..