Schlitz

What is Schlitz?


1.

(n) a fine affordable beverage, not found at dinner parties, will get you trashed for $3

yo homes, pass the schlitz

2.

the drunkest you can get for $3.

let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!

See colt 45, drunk, homeless, lcbo

3.

Q: Why don't girls drink beer at the beach?

A: Because they don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.

See joke, beer, girls, groaner

4.

v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing

(sh'litz)

1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.

2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.

Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.

Jon: Schlitz?

Craig: Schlitz.

Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.

Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.

Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.

See beer, butt, anus, rectum, alcohol, anal, drink, shlitz, schlitzed

5.

The sound your dick makes when you bring it in at too steep an angle during sex, and it pops out of the girl's vagina.

That was the loudest schlitz I've ever heard.

See sex, steep, angle, pabst, vagina

6.

v. to figuratively or literally defecate or otherwise cover an opponent in waste.

Damn, John schlitzed all over Steve in ping pong yesterday!

See domination, defeat, beatdown, lost, won, owned, pwn3d, pwned

7.

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

See Aaron L


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