What is Schlitz Schlong?
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Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted
"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."
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somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face..