What is Schlitz Schlong?
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Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted
"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."
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a texas loosey consists of blowing your load on a girl's face, then breaking a glass over the top of her head.
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