What is Schlitz Schlong?
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Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted
"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."
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Unbelieavably, cringe-worthily bad.
Often preceded by "like".
(cf unfroody)
They said what?! Mate, that's, like, incr..
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Basically, to sum it up, your penis. You use this to "ker-cha"
Do you want to touch my Ker-Cha Weasel?
See dick, cock, fuck-..
