Schlobland

What is Schlobland?


1.

A vulgarization of "shrubland"

An underappreciated gem of a joke

See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."

Andrew: "Shlobland!"

Everybody: *Laugh out loud*

Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"

Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"

Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

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