Schlobster

What is Schlobster?

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

See lobster, lobsters, seafood, fast food, restaurant, food, red lobster

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