What is Schlobster?
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Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.
Name similar to others such as
That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!
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when you pinch you dick in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect
OUCH FUCK! I JUST ZIPPERDICKED MYSELF
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The female version of "cock block".
I was helllaa tryna get at him and then that bitch came and cunt clamped me.
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