Schlock

What is Schlock?


1.

Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.

Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.

2.

(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish

Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'

-adjective

1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.

-noun

2. An object that holds little or no value.

1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"

David: "What a load of schlock!"

2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"

David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"

See schlock, crap, feces, lie, fib, bull, bullcrap, bullshit, bs, useless, worthless, trash, junk

3.

junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs

She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.

4.

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.

Schlock: And your point is...

Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

See schlock, shlock, howard, taylor, mercenary

5.

Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order

what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB

See bs, bullshit, db, hata, dbag

6.

Sleek outerwear worn on the Schlong and fashioned from a single white tube sock.

The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.

See sock, schlong, snuggie, jacket, tube sock

7.

The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.

Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!


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