Schlockmeister

What is Schlockmeister?

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

Projectile Commenting

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Dicktop

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Candle It

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