What is Schlodeo?
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A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.
Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!
Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!
Bro 1: Awesome!
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someone who orgasms with a vibrator, because they couldnt be bothered with men
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