Schloemped

What is Schloemped?

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.

2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.

3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.

I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.

See annoying, douche, obnoxious

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