Schlominate Edit Meaning

1. An inverted smile. :c <----- Emoticon of Momp Ellie looked at me, on her face she wore a momp. See sad, unhappy, smile, emotio..

1. The alarm describes a freaky asian girl's orgasm. When she continuously wails that high pitch, the sound resembles an alarm hence ..

1. Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view. Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played hi..