Schlomo

What is Schlomo?

Sigmund Freud's middle name, which is coincidently similar to another german word: schlong. Application is limited to a serpent.

Freud's passion may have been inspired by his schlomo.

See slomo, shlomo, serpent, phallus, freud

Someone who is very slow at EVERYTHING that is urgent.

Man, Jessica was being a real schlomo at that last God Wars trip...

See schlomo, slow, jessica, agent

Kurplumpkin

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Laapir

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Halfbitch

1. Small person of the female gender. Denny turned up to my party with a halfbitch. 2. a woman of short statue, usually below 5 foot ha..

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