Schlomp

What is Schlomp?


1.

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

See sit, lazy, sluggish, tired, pig-like

2.

Activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time.

"What are you planning on doing for the holidays?"

"Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot."

See shlomp, chomp, shlong, sleep

3.

1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.

The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.

See car, vehicle, speed, better, faster, hustle


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