What is Schlomp?
1.
to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.
I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.
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2.
Activity involving only computing (specifically
"What are you planning on doing for the holidays?"
"Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot."
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3.
1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.
The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.
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