Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

18 And Lost

1. A phonetic play on words on the NFL's New England Patriots 18-1 season. Instead of "Eighteen and One" or "Eighteen ..

Zapatos

1. Zapatos is another word for shoes. Ahhhh I got shit on my zapatos. 2. Spanish word for "shoes" If you grew up with holes i..

Goofygosh

1. Male reproductive organ. Hey, how long is your goofygosh? See male, organ, goofy, gosh..

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