Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Quickpick

1. Verb To pick orifice(s) in a fast matter. Noun The action of picking ofrice(s) in a fast matter. EX. 1 John: Yo man! Did you just see..

Telepoop

1. when u are taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time Tom: "hey" Bob: "hey, whats up?" Tom: "N..

Salam Aleykom

1. Is an arabic greeting phrase meaning "peace be upon you". The traditional response is "Alaykum As-Salaam", meaning &..

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