Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Other Left

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Florida Orange

1. When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl. James: ..

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