Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Gyrogasm

1. the act of eating such an epically tasty gyro that it produces an instantaneous orgasm. Guy 1: Shit. I need to change my pants. Guy 2:..

Kerr-ching

1. Noise like a till that denotes a huge earning potential a freelancer makes when the client changes something at a late stage of the job...

Romanian Turkey Dinner

1. When you stuff a turkey then using your dick, spooge in it, and then have someone eat it. Me and my girlfriend got into a fight, so I g..

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