Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Scruffed

1. Very high, extremely wacked out. Man, I was so scruffed after those 837 hits of PCP, those 5471 cigs of dope, and that quart of cocaine..

Nda

1. Nondisclosure agreement "Sorry, I'd tell you about it, but we're still under a NDA." See josh 2. no dicks attach..

Nicaraguan Chocolate Nutcracker

1. while a woman is on top during sex, she diarrhea shits on the man's balls then reaches behind and karate chops his balls Damn, tha..

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