Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Uncapable

1. Being unable to perform a specific operation due to a sex-related injury or accident. Kim was uncapable to orally inflate balloons afte..

Ego Stroking

1. The act of masturbating to ones own image "What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!" See narc..

One Of Those Days

1. A day where you just want to break something, preferably something that will scream and/or bleed as you do it. You may or may not know o..

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