Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Half Girlfriend

1. has potential to be a full girlfriend my tammy lou is my half girlfriend for now. See seeing each other, dating, lover, my girl..

One Week Bleed

1. The a girl's period, it gets its name cause its called "that week" Rob: "look at John puking" Jim: "John..

Textjacking

1. watching someone Instant message or text message It anoyed the hell out of me when he wouldnot stop textjacking See text, jacking, cel..

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