Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Unmothafuckinbelievable

1. An event, action, or result that is hard for a human of normal thought to process. That bitch cheated on me, with my best friend? Unmot..

Ihateu123987

1. The gayest s/n for one of the gayest kids ever. He has a chode, yea his mom told me. He also enjoys whacking off to Halo 3 machinima vid..

Quaternary

1. A knee jerk response from corporate to increase profits and decrease cost. Carlos, why are you sending us your quaternary screen shit?..

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