Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Loli-shota

1. A mix of the words Lolita (usually a girl between the ages 8-16) and shonen (meaning boy). It usually means a boy who look far younger..

Battering Ram

1. When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correct..

Pussy Slappin' Butt Fucker

1. a chick that is so depraved that the only way she can get off is by being aggravatingly fucked in her ass while she violently slaps her ..

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