Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

One Off

1. A quick (often anonymous) one time sexual act with another of the same or opposite sex which ends in climax. Dude, I can't believe..

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Faceoff

1. A variation of the bread game where 2 contestants square off to not be the last one to ejaculate on the bread. Contestants must maintain..

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