Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Stink Stick

1. Human feces, generally in one large log, located in ones pants. The term is commonly used among middle aged Japanese business men. I am..

100 Foot Dildo

1. The dildo my girlfriend uses wen she cums on my face i like 2 lick it and suck the dildo it has my name on it uh uh uh uh uh i luv this..

Meat Vest

1. Slang used to define a particularly plump individual. "Damn look at that meat vest over there" Also see "meat Parka&quo..

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