Schlomper

What is Schlomper?

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.

2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!

2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

Ziptang

1. 1.To occur with great speed. 2. Accomplished in relatively little time. The bullits came by me ziptang! I was all over that bitch zipt..

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

1. when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitt..

A.f.t.

1. to be used in situations where "about fucking time" just won't cut it. trisha: hey girl, you heard juanita dropped beau&..

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