What is Schlomphy?
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Animals found on the side of the road who are bloated and taking a long nap. Used on road long trips when you girlfriend feels sorry for stupid animals who run into the road.
Don't worry Jessa, That deer isn't dead, he's just shlomphing. The schlomphy racoon received a great sun tan.
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A contraction of the two words Vomit and Delicious.
Vomit that tasts almost as good as the food that made you sick.
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When an otherwise slim girl has a belly that is large, square, and somewhat hard, resembling that of which you would expect a soldier bu..
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a word inspired by the term jibber-jabber. a term that can replace the word(s) crap, junk, shit, stuff, etc.
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