What is Schlomphy?
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Animals found on the side of the road who are bloated and taking a long nap. Used on road long trips when you girlfriend feels sorry for stupid animals who run into the road.
Don't worry Jessa, That deer isn't dead, he's just shlomphing. The schlomphy racoon received a great sun tan.
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Verb- To make a relationship official via Facebook.
Person 1: Hey I heard you and Amber are going out
Person 2: Yeah, it's gettin..
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Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.
you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.
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