What is Schlomphy?
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Animals found on the side of the road who are bloated and taking a long nap. Used on road long trips when you girlfriend feels sorry for stupid animals who run into the road.
Don't worry Jessa, That deer isn't dead, he's just shlomphing. The schlomphy racoon received a great sun tan.
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An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.
Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. ..
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A Vagina with massive amounts of hair.
Kendra has a carbodoyde.
See carbo, clit, chooch, hoochie mamma..
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An old Norwegian Fairy Tale about an elder woman who's skin is so blistered from the sun that her skin has been turned to leather. ..
