What is Schlomphy?
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Animals found on the side of the road who are bloated and taking a long nap. Used on road long trips when you girlfriend feels sorry for stupid animals who run into the road.
Don't worry Jessa, That deer isn't dead, he's just shlomphing. The schlomphy racoon received a great sun tan.
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When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
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When a man takes another man's anal virginity. This term is usually preced by the word poppin'.
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