What is Schlomphy?
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Animals found on the side of the road who are bloated and taking a long nap. Used on road long trips when you girlfriend feels sorry for stupid animals who run into the road.
Don't worry Jessa, That deer isn't dead, he's just shlomphing. The schlomphy racoon received a great sun tan.
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Jesus Christ- his new streetwise image
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The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone..
