What is Schlomphy?
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Animals found on the side of the road who are bloated and taking a long nap. Used on road long trips when you girlfriend feels sorry for stupid animals who run into the road.
Don't worry Jessa, That deer isn't dead, he's just shlomphing. The schlomphy racoon received a great sun tan.
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1. Sucks to the highest degree. Afterwards, one feels fucked.
It was really suckyfucky when my boyfriend screwed my sister...
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A sexual position in which one partner jams several quarters or silver dollars partway up the other partners nose, then has them perform..
