What is Schlomphy?
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Animals found on the side of the road who are bloated and taking a long nap. Used on road long trips when you girlfriend feels sorry for stupid animals who run into the road.
Don't worry Jessa, That deer isn't dead, he's just shlomphing. The schlomphy racoon received a great sun tan.
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Another way of saying screw you, fuck you, etc.
Can also be used as, "Up your ass."
Guy #1: Your girlfriend is ugly as butt...
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to stroke or tug on male genitalia
she was boffin' me off while she was suckin' my thang
See boff, boffin' me off, suck..
