What is Schlomphy?
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Animals found on the side of the road who are bloated and taking a long nap. Used on road long trips when you girlfriend feels sorry for stupid animals who run into the road.
Don't worry Jessa, That deer isn't dead, he's just shlomphing. The schlomphy racoon received a great sun tan.
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The act of drugging a loved one to death, "Legally". The physcian will prescribe home hospice for your loved one after hearing..
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a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious.
Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..
