Schlomping

What is Schlomping?


1.

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

See wank, shit, toilet

2.

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.

WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

See girl


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