What is Schlomping?
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The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.
The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."
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2.
cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.
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One of the many songs on "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"
Performed by Terrance Henry Stoot and Phillip Niles Argyle.
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When a guy hits on a girl.
God Sarah, that guy was all up on your cupcakes!
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Vince Bobaganoosh is the best name for prank calling people. If someone asks you to spell it, abort the call immediately.
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