What is Schlong?
1.
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.
2.
Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
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3.
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.
4.
A penis that is unusually thick and long in length
5.
A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.
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6.
(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language
Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"
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7.
Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.
Verb: To
Adjective: A moron or other similar term.
Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.
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