Schlong Bonger

What is Schlong Bonger?

1. someone acting like the biggest idioton earth.

2. making a foolof yourself in public.

3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.

4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

See dooshe, idiot, retard, fag, dumbshit, fool, screech

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