Schlong Dong

What is Schlong Dong?

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"

or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."

See cock, bell-end, schlong, sword

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