What is Schlong Jockey?
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One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
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Very stupid; extremely stupid; not having much intelligence.
Little Cindy is hella stupid if she thinks I'm going to pay her $20/h..
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Having overly-sensitive nipples- whether it is on a male or female. Be it to touch, licking, nipping, ect. Discovered by Dr. Scott Licky..
