What is Schlong Jockey?
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One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
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Most commonly used in the HBO series "Entourage." Basically, meaning to hurry up.
"Come on Turtle. On the hop!"
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a highly powered stream of piss used to clean skid marks off the inside of a toilet pan
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When you kiss, get head, or fuck a Jew.
OMG did you see Homam kiss that jew? He's a yahoudi sympathizer.
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