What is Schlong Jockey?
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One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
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a combination of new years, kwanza, hanukuh, and christmas used in order to keep religous differences aside
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A three legged dog, born of radipactive slime. Patrols #ausanime, warding off evil poo sandwich.
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