What is Schlong Jockey?
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One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
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Name given to a person who the does one of the dumbest fucking things you've ever seen. Originated from a kid named Miles "O&a..
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Another way to say motherfucking.
Yo muh'fuckin' shit!..
