What is Schlong Jockey?
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One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
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The bromance between actors Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge
RPattz and TomStu were out drinking again, showing the cameras some hot ..
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1. to undergo defeat
2. to come up short
3. Italian origin meaning to lose, flop, fail, get iced, or suck very badly.
Bob was beaten ..
