What is Schlong Jockey?
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One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
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The psychological love of fear.
I'm such a phobophile..
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military term for retreating or to get out of a bad situation before it gets worse.
"that fat girl keeps talking to Brad."
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An unambiguous substitute for the word rape
Cahil, shut up or i'll loot your fridge!
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