What is Schlong Jockey?
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One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
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sum gay guy who like other guys buttholes
" He was raped by the most famous butthole monster, keanu reeves!"
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Crediting something that has to do with a rich or player lifestyle, like Vinny Chase of Entourage.
"Dude, let's go Vinny Chas..
