Schlong Monger

What is Schlong Monger?


1.

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

See black jesus


32

Random Words:

1. After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with th..
1. Describes the legs of an obese person that are very heavy in the thigh but quickly taper down to average girth or even thinner, like an ..
1. A group of guys who talk about doing a lot of shit, but usually get drunk or stoned instead. I was hanging out with the Z Team yesterda..