Schlong Monkey Edit Meaning

1. To have sex with someone after lighting them on fire. The best way to do this is some lighter fluid on a cotton overshirt and a book of..

1. The act of talking shit about someone in a text. Sheila: "That bitch is gonna get her ass beat!" Shaniqua: "Why?" ..

1. A phrase that, when uttered, causes a nuclear bomb to be launched from Mars and onto an unsuspecting victim. From the Demented Cartoon M..