Schlong Monkey

What is Schlong Monkey?

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

See sex, prostitues, hoes, money, pimps

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1. Short for operations. Used when going to a party where people will be getting hammered and you have to be very low key. Hey lets go run..

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