Schlong Monkey Edit Meaning

1. Adjective: a pansy who stalks members of the sex pistols. Originated in the U.K. circa 1980's. You follow me around like a pretty ..

1. When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face. I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashle..

1. Culligan Man still makes house calls to clean your pipes.. Girl calls Culligan Man: Honey will your come over an clean my pipes???? A..