Schlong Monkey Edit Meaning

1. A command used to keep people from complaining. Seth: Dude, Will just landed on my fractured wrist from an eight foot fall! Chris: Qui..

1. People who often stay invisible to IM friends. Dude1: Dude! Your ex was definitely online last night. Where the hell were you? Dude2: ..

1. the simple act of putting about half a cup of baking soda into a womans vagina and then taking a turkey baster and shooting some vinegar..