Schlong Monkey

What is Schlong Monkey?


1.

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

See sex, prostitues, hoes, money, pimps


51

Random Words:

1. queu ing line (Q-ing line) n. (Chiefly Brit.) a line or file of persons, vehicles, etc. waiting to be served. husband: How was the dm..
1. An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much. She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot. Scre..
1. Used in place of "I am going to..." Technically should be spelled i'mma but since this is a shortened version, we leave ..