Schlong Monkey

What is Schlong Monkey?

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

See sex, prostitues, hoes, money, pimps

W.a.g

1. A wife or girlfriend of a footballer. Wifes.And.Girlfriends. Man#1: Dude, Check Out Victoria Beckham! Man#2: Man, She Is One Hot W.A...

Nideous

1. adj. Someone with a nice ass and/or a big penis. Gooligymoo has is nideous..

Zeka

1. A kind-heart, respectful, silly person. that is the nicest girl i met..she is such a zeka. See lavada..

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