Schlong Monkey Edit Meaning

1. Shortened for "f##king hook" use with "off the". That thing is off the Fhook! See hook, fbomb, exclamation, wow, s..

1. can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks. Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks. man1: Two pairs; eights and kings ..

1. A person who defeats you without explainable reason in games (sometimes ones that haven't been placed on the market). That CS play..