Schlong Swingin Edit Meaning

1. Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little p..

1. A person who attempts to tweet but is too dumb to use or understand Twitter John keeps f-ing up his tweets. What a nit twit. See twitt..

1. A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing". That's a ri..