Schlongage

What is Schlongage?


1.

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your asswith their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!

He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.

Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!

What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

See suckage, depression, crap, ass-fuck, anal, anus

2.

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your asswith their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!

He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.

Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!

What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

See suckage, crap, shit, gangbang, ass-fuck


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