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Heroes off the coast of Somalia
Guy 1: Those Somali Pirates hijacked another ship
Guy 2: Yeah man, they're protecting Somalian wa..
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What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.
Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!..
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Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.
I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold ..