Schlongbonking

What is Schlongbonking?

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

See gay, butt pirate, sword, fighting, ejaculation

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