What is Schlongburgler?
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One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.
That guy Dave is such a schlongburgler, he makes Clay Aiken look like the brawny man.
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