What is Schlonged?
1.
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
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2.
to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
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Random Words:
1.
To Be Stranded Somewhere By Any Extenuating Circumstance.
E.g. A Popped Tire, Flood Waters, Dead Battery or Incorrect Gas Gauge.
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