Schlonged

What is Schlonged?

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

See big penis, schlong, cockslap, dickslap, cockslapped

to get very drunk

to hit someone or thing

to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.

i schlonged that ball a mile

i schlonged that women last night right in the face

See drink, sex, hit, alcohol

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