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1. While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath..

1. Fries fresh right out of the fryer. Customer: Lemme have some fresh fries with that. Cashier: Here you go sir. Customer: No, I sai..

1. A frozen piece of shit that is used to penetrate a woman sexually. I took that shit out the freezer and gave her a nasty ol' frozu..