Schlonghand Edit Meaning

1. A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass. I took tw..

1. 1. An extremely large knife. 2. A popular catch phrase. 1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife. 2. like, KNOIFE!!! S..

1. The condition of breaking wind profusely after drinking a quantity of Real Ale. After the once common British Bitter brand,probably only..