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1. If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION. (Todd on his date with Jenifer) Jenifer: They do good food here Todd: Yea, ..

1. i have to pee pee George: Hey man, brb, ihtpp Mark: You have to what? George: I have to pee pee, same thing as ihtp Mark: ...Oh... k..

1. No need to redefine myself, but I'd like to say, "Shu Pan, between you and me, who's actually the little one, in every s..