Schlonghand Edit Meaning

1. shut the fuck up asshole. randompersonthatIMsyou:you're fat. you: stfuah!! See stfu, omfg, omg, wtf, idr..

1. usually jewish and usually a woman, a matchmaker. "don't be a yental, mom, i don't want a blind date with one of your fr..

1. A dumb ugly fob who hits on 13 year old girls like r. kelly. Yet one cannot refer to him as r. kelly beacause he gets NO ACTION whatsoev..