Schlonghand Edit Meaning

1. To violently fall headfirst into another's crotch due to excessive consumption of alcohol. Man I was sitting in this bar last nigh..

1. "How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made thi..

1. The inner meaning of something apparently. The author portrays a quiold (pronounced "qweeold") behind his character's la..