Schlongie Kong

What is Schlongie Kong?

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The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

See cock, dick, pee-pee, schlong

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