Schlongitude

What is Schlongitude?

1. The length of a man's penis.

2. A big dick.

3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

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