Schlongitude

What is Schlongitude?

1. The length of a man's penis.

2. A big dick.

3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

See dick, shattitude, asshole, pulled pork

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