Schlongitude

What is Schlongitude?

1. The length of a man's penis.

2. A big dick.

3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

See dick, shattitude, asshole, pulled pork

Toolsy

1. To be a complete Tool and/or to be a Scott "I think Scott is very toolsy" See scott, tool, ambidextrous, toolbox, jeff..

Vagigate

1. v.,n. (vaj-ih-gae-te) the female form of the cockblock. 1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a co..

Baltimore Diamonds

1. The tiny shards of glass left in the street and sidewalk after a car window is broken by a thief, usually to steal contents from the car..

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