Schlongitude

What is Schlongitude?

1. The length of a man's penis.

2. A big dick.

3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

See dick, shattitude, asshole, pulled pork

Zahia

1. Hottie. Really hot girl. Usually smart and inteligent as well. Look at Anne, she is such a zahia! See hottie, cool, cutie, lola..

Porchfik

1. A small gardening tool that originated in the Eastern United States. I got to the garden and realized I had forgotten my porchfik. See..

Santaballs

1. Also known as pornaments, or pornographic Christmas tree ornaments which depict beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions. Oh my god..

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