Schlongmont

What is Schlongmont?


1.

deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.

often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.

A:there is nothing to do in longmont.

B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.

See El Negro

2.

Longmont, Colorado

A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.

Ugh. I live in Schlongmont.

See schlongmont, longmont, colorado, denver

3.

Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.

Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.

See pooter


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