What is Schlongmont?
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deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.
A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.
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Longmont, Colorado
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.
Ugh. I live in Schlongmont.
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Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.
Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.
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To be a slinger of a dildo; at others, usually in a comical fashion.
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Referring to the male genitalia.
She was so mad, she kicked him right in the Hoobiley Bits Man!
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