Schlong-schlapped

What is Schlong-schlapped?

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

See schlong, bitch-slap, a beating from the love truncheon, 69, cockblock

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