What is Schlongwich?
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The "Torpedo sandwich" at Quiznos; a horrible tasting sandwich that is shaped exactly like a dick, the image of which is augmented by mayonnaise dripping out the front of it.
Max: I got the Torpedo at Quiznos, it was disgusting.
Chris: Haha Max, you ate a schlongwich!
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The penis of a full grown male troll, green in color and lumpy in texture, sweet in taste.
That troll dick was the greenest and tasties..
