Schlongwich

What is Schlongwich?


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The "Torpedo sandwich" at Quiznos; a horrible tasting sandwich that is shaped exactly like a dick, the image of which is augmented by mayonnaise dripping out the front of it.

Max: I got the Torpedo at Quiznos, it was disgusting.

Chris: Haha Max, you ate a schlongwich!

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