Schlongy

What is Schlongy?

1.

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

2.

God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".

I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.

3.

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.

Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.

4.

Old, washed-out, chronic masturbator whose only claim to fame is posing for and producing goatse pics.

That fucking schlongy.

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