Schlonk

What is Schlonk?

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.

Joe - "Time to schlonk"

Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"

See schlonk, shlonk, lazy, tired, self, serving, depressed

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?

Yeah man I totally schlonked.

See schlonk, sleep, tired, bed

A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.

I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.

See load, loser, dud, terd, bum

Tisnt

1. That Is Simply Not True Bush said Saddam Hussein was seeking Uranium from Niger, but TISNT. 2. The small stretch of skin on a males g..

One Of Those Guys

1. This is said in reference to one who masturbates with bubble gum... Oh, so he's one of those guys.... you know the type they mastu..

Lolage To Your Knowledge

1. taking the piss out of someone being thick Frank: hey Timmy what the answer to this question? 'andrea has got £2 how many 50p&apos..

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