Schlonk

What is Schlonk?


1.

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.

Joe - "Time to schlonk"

Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"

See schlonk, shlonk, lazy, tired, self, serving, depressed

2.

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?

Yeah man I totally schlonked.

See schlonk, sleep, tired, bed

3.

A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.

I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.

See load, loser, dud, terd, bum


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