Schlonk

What is Schlonk?

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.

Joe - "Time to schlonk"

Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"

See schlonk, shlonk, lazy, tired, self, serving, depressed

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?

Yeah man I totally schlonked.

See schlonk, sleep, tired, bed

A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.

I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.

See load, loser, dud, terd, bum

Z2k

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Adryan

1. the sweetest nicest guy in the world that any girl would be lucky to have, that makes you wanna wake up and get out of bed every morning..

Offseason

1. time when everything is made, yet nothing happens T: hey c nice hat C: thanks, I picked it up in the offseason Brown: yo u got any ho..

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