What is Schlonk?
1.
To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.
Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"
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2.
to sleep, a very deep sleep
Man it's time for some schlonk.
Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.
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3.
A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.
I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.
Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.
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