What is Schlonkered?
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Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
See Jenny..
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Causing a sheep to defeciate upon a famous landmark or historical monument
I went up the Auckland sky tower last night with a sheep and..
