What is Schlonkered?
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Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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Internet attention.
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It is a person who is metro (dresses in a gay way) and is a faggot(Is gay).
That bloody metro faggot wanted to bum root me.
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