What is Schlonkered?
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Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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To have been conned out of something. To have been convinced by a finneagler to party with something of value. To have been the target o..
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Not giving a fuck about something
Work sucks so u kno what I'm going to Chicago; she's hella stressing out, tell da bitch to ..