What is Schlonkered?
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Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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When two vagina's are rubbing together as lesbian sex
Man, last night i saw some vag rubbing, it was kinky!!
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A cerebrally underdeveloped person who occupies the highest office or position of power, the responsibilities of which are far too great..