What is Schlonkered?
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Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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Random Words:
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one who greases knobs, see also "bone-chugger"
keep on greasin, greasin my knob, eatin it, like corn on the cob..
