What is Schlonkered?
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Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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When awesome just isn't good enough, usually used in a sarcastic manner and told with an air of insincerity
Brittany: Hey are you ..
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the act of eating a patato, covered in batter and flatterned out.
Yesterday I ate a patato scollop
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The act of making someone's aquaintance while inebriated.
"Girl it was wonderful...aquaintancing you???"
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