What is Schlonkered?
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Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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Sarcastic response to a lame string of excuses.
Contraction of "could have, would have, should have"
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Kid: Mom, I would h..
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the opposite of anorexia. can be applied to both genders.
guy 1:so how did your date w/ Amy go?
guy 2:shitty she ate 4 pizzas and all ..
