What is Schloob?
1.
a way of saying any word you want
what the schloob is schloobing in your schloobin face you schloobin schloober
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2.
shity lubrications that you get at walmart
that schloob was as sticky as syrup
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3.
The verb form of the word-
To go tubing behind a wakeboard boat with 3 or more matching tubes and pull massive air and amazing tricks. Invented/ originated (we think) on our lake in the Muskokas.
google schloobing, or look for it on youtube. There's a video a guy made 3 weeks ago that pretty much shows what it is!
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4.
A combination of Schlong and Boob meaning to titty fuck a girl.
Man, I just schloobed my girl and damn those DD's worked like a charm.
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