Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

Dizzowned

1. to own you. HARDCORE. "SK and I dizzowned all you n00bs."..

Clooney

1. The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!"..

Investment Bang

1. when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because ..

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