Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

Quick Shot

1. (noun) Someone who is a premature ejaculator Boy - Hey baby you ready? Girl - Yeah. *bam* Girl - What happened? Boy - I finished. ..

Elgordo

1. Maximum level of awesomeness/power in a given scale. Something like a Jackpot value, it's like a total ownage of a qualifier.....

Gettin Nice

1. smokin weed/ methand drinkin licks 'Man, I gotta stop! I been gettin nice all night, man!' Ol Dirty Bastard(Mtv Interview) ..

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