Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

Calibrate

1. phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cam..

One Fine Bottle Of Pepsi

1. refers to one hotass chick Ma nizzle! Yo sista's one fine bottle of Pepsi motha f*cka...

Cartilage Lift

1. a boner, usually a weiner that is hard This girl was grinding on me and i got a cartilage lift. I was like hells yea...

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