Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

Bald Pink Taco

1. Vagina Lemme put my meat in your bald pink taco...

Licks Dick Lesbian

1. A feminine bi-sexual woman. Yeah, I know that Sharon Stone has a girlfriend, but she must be a licks dick lesbian, because she rode me ..

Carmel Apple.

1. When a man dips his balls in caramel,and teabags a woman.(Better if hot caramel) Jane almost burnt her mouth,and jack almost burnt his ..

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