Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

W-lou

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