Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

No Buses

1. When you're maaaaad single, and you can't seem to find a chick who's down to get with... The saying comes from the story..

Normonal

1. Overly hormonal, usually relating to, but is not limited to, Nora's behavior. Includes annoyance, anger, sarcasm, fiesty-ness, and ..

Shart-donnay

1. A really cheap and shitty tasting white wine. We asked her to bring a bottle of wine and she showed up some $2 Shart-donnay from Trader..

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