Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

7-11 Pearl Necklace

1. occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breast..

Painful Stranger

1. Male masterbatury technique where one use his off hand to slam down on the head of his penis with his palm at the point of orgasm Last ..

Noah F

1. Incorrect grammar, noob my4rk89 (6:37:45 PM): wahts the naem of the theater at briarwood amll?..

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