Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

G-spot Jesus

1. A guy who knows how to find the G-spot every time in every woman. Scott's fingers are always pruney looking because he's a G-..

8=|)

1. Penis. The more equals signs, the larger the penis. Person 1: Mind if I show you my 8=|)? Person 2: Well just look at my 8============..

Fuck Sponge

1. a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home i..

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