Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

Urinal Talk

1. randomly talking, or randomly getting talked to by a complete stranger whilst using a urinal i just got some urinal talk when i went to..

August Fuck

1. want to get some in the last steamysexy month of summer before you have to go back to school and actually do something. (Does not apply..

Lip Splitters

1. when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night See camelto..

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