Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

Lightning Blast

1. When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelli..

Flubber Cups

1. A large woman with dimply,stank tits that happen to be large and flappy Wow your mom has insanly large "flubber cups" See di..

Junk Slap

1. Male sex organ known as penis is used as a tool for slapping any given person across (his/her) face. refer;<pimp slap, bitch slap>..

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