Schloof

What is Schloof?

also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, bitch

i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson

When a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person's eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.

We gave Ms. Naples a schloof surprise that night.

Diffle

1. To fiddle or play about with the settings or configuration of something. I diffled with my PC the other night See diffle, difle, play,..

Pull A Luoto

1. when you completely screw up many chances with a woman way outside of your league royally fucking up, kinda very similar to burning bri..

Cockblocking

1. one guy ruining another guy's chance to score some booty That fucking punk-bitchtook my seat at the bar and eventually took home t..

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