Schloomer

What is Schloomer?


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1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"

"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."

"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

See german, foosball, turkey, whilst, Excelsior


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