Schlop Edit Meaning

1.

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.

"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"

See schlop, face, smack, flying, dick

2.

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"

Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"

Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"

See schlop, sound, wet, toilet, anus, arse, turd

3.

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.

Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.

4.

To Skeet On One's Feet

"Man I Schlopped On Jessica Last Night!"

See shlop, skeet, feet, foot juice