What is Schloppy?
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to be very drunk. to be so drunk that you slur your words frequently. physical coordination is severly impaired. to be obviously drunk.
Did you see that guy doing cartwheels naked on top of the frat house? He was schloppy as hell.
"I couldn't understand a word you said on the phone last night!"
"Sorry, I was really schloppy."
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When something is extremely, wet, gooey, slimy.
1. It was so schloppy, I couldnt hold on to it!
2. I had her so excited, she had to of been schloppy!
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someone who like to have sex with dead animals that have been burned
johhny went to jail for being a pyronecrobeastifiliac.
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A variation on the chocolate sundaein which someone shits on another person's chest, ejaculates on top of it, then smears it around..
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While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.
"Oh god, did Sampson already shit him..
