Schlort

What is Schlort?


1.

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

See bt

2.

a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

3.

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

See schlong, wanger, willy, todger

4.

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

See gherkin, vienna sausage, pee pee, dick

5.

Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.

He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort


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