Schloss

What is Schloss?


1.

n. To glide the fingers over the testicles collecting ballsweat and -cheese and hold them under the nose whereupon the fingers are huffed and the manly fragrance savored

I was watching a sick Judas Priest dvd when, out of the corner of my eye, I observed the male model/english teacher schlossing.

See cheese, sweat, balls, stink, finger

2.

one having a gigantically huge nose;

one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;

one who really needs a nose job. really badly.

ewww. look at that schloss!

i could never hook up with a kid like that!

or-

omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa

See horndog, snoz, dirty, gross


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