Schlossarse Edit Meaning

1. To be hit alongside or upside one's head with a large rack of meat, preferrably pork. Unbeknownst to her plans for cooking dinner,..

1. An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse. Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during th..

1. A way to make the name Kelsey cuter, because it is neccesary. Also known as the aftermath of a queef. Other similar names include Fuckfa..