What is Schlosser?
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A short, heavy set, gnomish looking person. Prone to fits of extreme violent and destructive behavior for little to no reason. Very likely to attack a Geisen on sight, can only be controlled by the intoxicated version of a Bozarth.
Shit, here comes that Schlosser, get the taser and give Bozarth some drank.
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Male who spends all of his time in the gym, studying for poly sci, in the library maintaining his perfect 4.0, or scoping out his latest piece of ass at frat parties
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Man you're such a Schlosser tonight...Why don't you just MARRY your poly sci book?
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